Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Breakup!!

Lindsay Lohan is tired of pretending that she's a lesbian. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been fighting non-stop. Samantha doesn't know what to do as she quietly ignores Lindsay while she explodes on a train ride to Washington.


Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam's fingers when she's pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.

Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,

"I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us."

Then Linds kept bitching.

Lohan was "whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up." At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, "Don't (bleeping) lie to me!"

I expected lezzies to have better lines than 'don't effing lie to me.' So disappointed.

Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn't headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!

Lindsay Lohan: Home, Sweet Home

Following a brief stint in New York City, Lindsay Lohan arrived back home in Los Angeles yesterday, spotted leaving LAX International Airport via chauffeured car.

The “Mean Girls” actress was traveling with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, though they made separate exits from the airport to avoid being photographed together.

And LiLo couldn’t wait to light up her cigarette after the long transcontinental flight as she made her way out of the terminal, lighter in-hand.

As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, the future of Miss Lohan’s acting career is largely in question, due to her truncated role on “Ugly Betty” and the fact that she simply has nothing on the horizon.

An insider told press, “It’s over for Lindsay, she’s got no film work, and after this [’Ugly Betty’ news], she’s not going to land TV jobs. I hear she’s even tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

Jennifer Hudson’s Slain Family Members Remembered

It was a somber occasion yesterday as friends and family of Jennifer Hudson mourned the loss of her mother Darnell Donerson, as well as her brother Jason Hudson, and 7-year-old nephew Julian Hudson.

The public memorial service was held at the Pleasant Gift Missionary Baptist Church in Chicago, Il, and a bevy of guests turned out to pay their respects.

Julian’s second grade teacher, Carmen Williams (along with three of her students) gave a loving eulogy about her former student, making reference to his charm and charisma. She remembered, “Julian was a role model, an academic whiz and a best friend. You could look into his eyes and you knew he always had the right answer.”

Reverend Quentin Washington, a relative of the Hudson family, gave a heartwarming speech, comforting his family with the thought that Darnell, Jason, and Julian are all in a better place now. “They are all in Heaven having a ‘hallelujah good time. Their lives … were not in vain. Their legacies live on.”

Gwen Stefani: Out with Zuma and Kingston

Tending to her motherly duties, Gwen Stefani was spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday with her sons Kingston and Zuma, as well as her brother Todd and his wife Jen.

The “Hella Good” songstress had her hands full as she frolicked around a local LA park with the youngsters, playing a game of “Ring-around-the-Rosie” and laughing all the while.

Gwen also stopped into Toys R Us in Los Feliz to pick up a few items for her growing boys. And she looked stylish in a black top underneath a long grey coat with slim fit jeans and knee-high black wellington boots.

And no Sunday afternoon would be complete without a tasty lunch out - the whole Stefani crew headed over to their local neighborhood Mexican restaurant El Conquistador on Sunset Boulevard to satisfy their collective appetite.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Halloween Glamour

Continuing on with a schedule that has consisted of one event after another, it comes as little surprise that Kim Kardashian was spotted back on the red carpet last night for Halloween (October 31).

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” starlet looked oh-so-fine in glammed up roaring 20’s costume as she arrived at for the PUR Jeans party held at STK.

Joining Kim for the night’s festivities was her studly-dressed New Orleans Saints running back beau Reggie Bush, as well as her seductive cop sister Khloe - who just returned from a trip to Mexico.

The night before, Kim threw a Halloween party at the Hotel Sofitel in Los Angeles at the Rose Bar - with all of her “Dancing With The Stars” joining in on the fun.

Amy Winehouse’s Woes Continue

Definitely not one of her best Halloweens, Amy Winehouse has been recovering from what’s said to be a nasty chest infection which landed her in a London Clinic.

The “Rehab” singer was accompanied by her good friend Blake Wood and her father Mitch Winehouse as she left the medical center to go to a private consultation before heading home on Halloween Friday (October 31).

In related news, a British couple that was accused of supplying cocaine and ecstasy to the troubled singer just pleaded guilty to related charges.

Reports tell that “Johnny Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, whose sentence is set to be pronounced on November 28, admitted offering drugs to the 25-year-old.”

Paris Hilton: Beverly Glen Babe

Back in the States following a lengthy stay overseas in London, Paris Hilton was spotted all over town on what was a cold and rainy day in Los Angeles on Saturday (November 1).

After grabbing a bite to eat in the deli at Beverly Glen, Paris made a pharmacy stop as well as popping into a nearby store to do a little shopping.


Not too much later the same day, Paris returned to the same store in a completely different outfit - picking up gifts she purchased all wrapped and ready to go.

To finish things off, the heiress headed on over to a Bel Air office building, tending to matters concerning her new reality show, “My New BFF”.

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Jet Out of JFK

Jetting out of the Big Apple, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted catching a flight at JFK Airport in New York City on Sunday morning (November 2).

The “Mean Girls” starlet attempted to cover her face as Samantha and an airport employee followed along, toting bags of Louis Vuitton luggage in-hand.

Meanwhile, a recent report claims that LiLo’s career is nearing its end following a reduction in appearances on the hit show “Ugly Betty”.

“It’s over for Lindsay, she’s got no film work, and after this [’Ugly Betty’ news], she’s not going to land TV jobs,” a source told MSNBC.

“I hear she’s even tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t,” the insider added, telling that Miss Lohan’s upcoming role in the new movie “Labor Pains” may ultimately decide her Hollywood future.

Beyonce Knowles Jets Out of JFK

Finished up with her work in New York City, Beyonce Knowles was spotted making her way through JFK airport on Wednesday afternoon (October 29).

With the help of airport personnel, the “Dreamgirls” singer/actress slowly made her way through the terminal and past following paparazzi, ready to catch a flight out of town.

As previously reported by Gossip Girls, Miss Knowles spent the previous evening at the 59th Street Bloomingdales store in New York City to promote her new movie “Cadillac Records”.

Customers who purchased a dress from Beyonce’s House of Dereon dress collection were given an autographed copy of the “Cadillac Records” soundtrack, which won’t be available in stores for another month.

een Gets Time for Putting Grandma in 'Gangsta Rap' Video

A Florida teenager has been sentenced to 18 months in juvenile detention for coaxing his senile grandmother into holding a gun and threatening to shoot "all the pigs" in a homemade "gangster rap" video.

Eighteen-year-old Michael Alfinez pleaded guilty Tuesday to elder abuse charges. His family has said the case was a misunderstanding.

The 85-year-old grandmother can be seen in the video holding a handgun, wearing a black mask and threatening to shoot "all the pigs."

Alfinez was arrested in April after authorities seized the tape during a routine traffic stop. Alfinez and others also could be seen in the video shooting a pistol around town, reports the Associated Press.
Alfinez also pleaded guilty to charges of firing out of a moving vehicle and into a building.

Katy Perry: Gender Bender

She’s already made a name for herself with the androgynous hit “I Kissed a Girl,” and now Katy Perry is exploring more of her masculine side.

The pop singer was spotted at a big party held at Siren Studios, dressed as legendary Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, donning a fake moustache and wig along with a flashy yellow jacket and white trackpants.

Getting back to her feminine tendencies, Perry has donated a sculpture of her bust to raise money for a breast cancer charity.

The bust will be up for auction, starting November 26th, with the proceeds going to the Keep a Breast Foundation. Her boyfriend, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy, will be adding his own style to the bust with a custom paint job.

Amanda Bynes: Jewelry Junkie

As the classic song goes, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” And yesterday Amanda Bynes was out and about, looking for some jewelry on Bedford Avenue in Beverly Hills.

The “She’s the Man” actress looked stylish in a mini polka dot dress, sandals, shades, and a swanky Gucci handbag as she smiled for the paparazzi.

As for her potential role in the sequel “Hairspray 2,” it sounds like one very important cast member has elected not to reprise his role - John Travolta.

The “Pulp Fiction” actor recently told press, “I think once is enough. I did it and I did it well but I’m not a big sequel guy.” Hence, it looks like the film’s producers are on the prowl for someone else to don the fat suit and dress this next time around.

Nicole Richie and Harlow Madden: Pumpkin Patch Pals

As the Halloween holiday draws closer and closer, our favorite celebrities are getting into the spirit of the season. And yesterday Nicole Richie was spotted taking daughter Harlow Winter out for some pumpkin fun.

The “Simple Life” hottie and her adorable little girl were spotted playing around at the Pumpkin Patch while dad Joel Madden was reportedly doing his best to pick out some holiday gourds for their home.

And according to press, little Harlow may be getting a brother or sister in the not-too-distant future if Nicole gets her way.

A source revealed, “Nicole is seriously looking into it and asking a lot of questions about adopting. Nicole has been visiting Beyond Shelter in Los Angeles two or three times a week and spends a couple of hours with homeless children. She loves being around them.”

Oprah Winfrey Sued for $180 Million

Media Mogul Oprah Winfrey is being sued by a Louisiana man for $180 million, after claims the popular talk show host gave false statements to the FBI, which led to his being arrested in 2006.

Keifer Bonvillain says that he was wrongfully accused of attempting to extort Winfrey. Bonvillain was arrested that December at his home in Houma, after allegedly recording a phone conversation with one of Winfrey’s production company employees and saying he wanted to publish a book using the information from the recorded material, as reported by Vibe.com.

According to CNN, Bonvillain received tabloid offers that ranged from $500,000 to $3 million. One company eventually agreed to pay Bonvillain $1.5 million, and made arrangements to meet him. At this point, FBI moved in to arrest him.

Because Bonvillain agreed to perform 50 hours of community service, pay $3,000 in restitution, and undergo drug testing, charges were dismissed. He says that his lawsuit against Winfrey is mainly due to "damages."

"There was substantial damage done to my name and reputation on a world level," CNN reports Bonvillain saying via statement. "The extent of my damages is vast."

Kansas City Chiefs Larry Johnson Arrested for Spitting on Woman

Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has been charged with simple assault for spitting his drink in a woman's face.

Kansas City police spokesman Darin Snapp said Johnson was charged Monday and turned himself in. He was later released after posting a $500 bond.

Snapp said the incident occurred on Oct. 10 at a Kansas City nightclub. The 24-year-old victim reported that Johnson threatened to kill her boyfriend before spitting his drink in her face, reports the Associated Press.

After leaving the bar, she said Johnson tried to spit on her again as he was escorted out.

It is the fourth time in five years that Johnson has been accused of assaulting a woman, and he faces a suspension for violating league rules.

The NFL Network reported Sunday that Johnson will meet with commissioner Roger Goodell in New York on Tuesday.