Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Breakup!!

Lindsay Lohan is tired of pretending that she's a lesbian. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been fighting non-stop. Samantha doesn't know what to do as she quietly ignores Lindsay while she explodes on a train ride to Washington.


Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam's fingers when she's pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.

Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,

"I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us."

Then Linds kept bitching.

Lohan was "whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up." At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, "Don't (bleeping) lie to me!"

I expected lezzies to have better lines than 'don't effing lie to me.' So disappointed.

Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn't headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!

Lindsay Lohan: Home, Sweet Home

Following a brief stint in New York City, Lindsay Lohan arrived back home in Los Angeles yesterday, spotted leaving LAX International Airport via chauffeured car.

The “Mean Girls” actress was traveling with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, though they made separate exits from the airport to avoid being photographed together.

And LiLo couldn’t wait to light up her cigarette after the long transcontinental flight as she made her way out of the terminal, lighter in-hand.

As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, the future of Miss Lohan’s acting career is largely in question, due to her truncated role on “Ugly Betty” and the fact that she simply has nothing on the horizon.

An insider told press, “It’s over for Lindsay, she’s got no film work, and after this [’Ugly Betty’ news], she’s not going to land TV jobs. I hear she’s even tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

Jennifer Hudson’s Slain Family Members Remembered

It was a somber occasion yesterday as friends and family of Jennifer Hudson mourned the loss of her mother Darnell Donerson, as well as her brother Jason Hudson, and 7-year-old nephew Julian Hudson.

The public memorial service was held at the Pleasant Gift Missionary Baptist Church in Chicago, Il, and a bevy of guests turned out to pay their respects.

Julian’s second grade teacher, Carmen Williams (along with three of her students) gave a loving eulogy about her former student, making reference to his charm and charisma. She remembered, “Julian was a role model, an academic whiz and a best friend. You could look into his eyes and you knew he always had the right answer.”

Reverend Quentin Washington, a relative of the Hudson family, gave a heartwarming speech, comforting his family with the thought that Darnell, Jason, and Julian are all in a better place now. “They are all in Heaven having a ‘hallelujah good time. Their lives … were not in vain. Their legacies live on.”

Gwen Stefani: Out with Zuma and Kingston

Tending to her motherly duties, Gwen Stefani was spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday with her sons Kingston and Zuma, as well as her brother Todd and his wife Jen.

The “Hella Good” songstress had her hands full as she frolicked around a local LA park with the youngsters, playing a game of “Ring-around-the-Rosie” and laughing all the while.

Gwen also stopped into Toys R Us in Los Feliz to pick up a few items for her growing boys. And she looked stylish in a black top underneath a long grey coat with slim fit jeans and knee-high black wellington boots.

And no Sunday afternoon would be complete without a tasty lunch out - the whole Stefani crew headed over to their local neighborhood Mexican restaurant El Conquistador on Sunset Boulevard to satisfy their collective appetite.